Ashley's Philosophy Corner

    For all those who think they're vain just because they look in the mirror and say something good about
themselves...

    Being vain is thinking you're pretty, and forgetting God made you that way. Self-confidence is thinking you're pretty, and praising God for the privilege.

Austin's Funnies Corner

    "Research shows that people will believe anything they read on the Internet. I don't remember where I found that, I read it online somewhere."

    --Doofenschmirtz

Alex's Awesome Random Corner

    Hey, there's a blog that I really love, (not mine,) and I thought I ought to share it, just in case someone out there really likes my blog, and is looking for another one that's uplifting and inspirational. It's called "What's Cookin' In the The Cooks' 'Come what may...and love it!'" whatscookinatthecooks.blogspot.com/‎ Feel free to check it out.

Ashley's Philosophy Corner

 
    Love is merely a feeling that dances within you. To make love something real, you have to dance with it.

Austin's Funnies Corner

    If someone ever asks you if you speak German in German, (you know, that saying along the lines of espekin a deutsch?), then it's really funny to reply "Nine." Which is "no" in German. I did it with an obnoxious kid I know, and I was laughing in my head all day.
    Also, here's another funny, (really stupid) joke:
How many elephants can you fit into a slug bug?
4. Two in the front. Two in the back.
How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge?
There's a footprint in the Mayonnaise.
How do you know there's two elephants in your fridge?
There's two footprints in the Mayonnaise.
How do you know there's three elephants in your fridge?
Fridge won't close.
How do you know there's four elephants in your fridge?
There's a slug bug parked in your driveway.
Now, ask me if I'm a rock.
"Are you a rock?"
No.

Alex's Awesome Random Corner

I do seem to favor the Piano Guys. However, they are worth favoring, and this is a very uplifting video, and I really hope you enjoy.

 

Ashley's Philosophy Corner

 
    Pray as though everything depends on God. Work as though everything depends on you.

Austin's Funnies Corner

    You know those people who you know only slightly? Who you share no bonds with? Well, if you ever run into them when you're with your close friends, here's a fun joke to play: Go up to them say things such as "Hey! Haven't seen you in a while! Me and her/him go way back! Remember kindergarten, when I-you know what I'm talking about!" And then advance to "Secret handshake all the way!" and make one up on the spot. I did it three times in a row with three different girls when I was with one of my friends today, and it was hilarious! Mostly for me and the other person, not so much my friend. It's funny to them once you explain it.

Alex's Random Awesome Corner

If we fall, we fall together! :)

(I worry about my siblings sometimes.)

Ashley's Philosophy Corner

    Service with a smile!

Austin's Funnies Corner

    For all those used-to-be thumb suckers out there...

   
    A crowd of boys were once standing around together talking, and joking about anything and everything. Somehow, as young boys do, they got on the subject of quirky things they did when they were little. One said they used to love Barney, one said they refused to drink out of a normal cup until they were six...and then one professed they used to suck on their thumb until they were eight. After an awkard pause, another boy remarked:
    "You know, they say that sucking your thumb messes up your mouth shape, and pushes your teeth over."
    "Really? My dad has to yank my little brother's thumb out of his mouth all the time. Except he's only two."
    After a few more comments overlapping each other, one boy finally asked the 'offender' why he sucked his thumb that long.
    His face hot, and the silence growing more agonizing by the second, he finally blurted out: "Because I was too cool to suck on my other fingers."

Alex's Random Awesome Corner Corner

   

Cute and funny on many accounts. The Piano Guys will continue to reign as one of the greats in the Youtube world...

Ashley's Philosophy Corner

    Never forget a baby's smile. It can be a most precious resource in times of trial and tribulation.

Austin's Funnies Corner

    Do you know the song "Solo"? You know, "I'm riddin' solo, riddin' solo, so-lo? Well, Austin made up a parody. It starts not with the chorus, but with the the verse, then into the chorus. Try singing this in your head using the tune.

"Bought some nice shi-rts with my favorite brand,

bought 'em at Cole's for 5.99,
I bought some polos,
I bought some polos, po-o-los."

     Not the most sophisticated of parodies, but I thought it was clever.

Alex's Random Awesome Corner

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Speaking of a baby's smiles... :)