Monday, May 6, 2013

Ashley's Philosophy Corner

"The saddest tale we have to tell is most often the tale that was never told."

Fighters of Our Inner Self, Seekers of Our Inner Peace 


What do we have
To offer to the world
That the world could never accept? 
These memories, these passions
Hidden away in the crevices of our soul
...Dreamt of, remembered
With a flash of pained expression 
Or a flitter of spectacular and angelic emotion
Like a cloth caressed with melted shavings of white soap
Sweeping and washing over the surface of our skin
So smoothly and soft, a legato feeling...

Can they not see? 
Can we not tell? 
Why is it we feel we must hold back so much?
Such a flood
Such a dam
For truly it is these that speculate who we are today

What is it that prods our dear spirits to turn away?
To continue to hide, to weep so hopelessly, in those dark 
And desperately alone spires of night, 
To look so often, wistuflly,
Up and away
Into the clear blue sky, and pale, rising sunlight
During walks of clear-minded haste
And refreshed sate of mind

Perhaps it is that we have realized the sacredness of it all
Touched them all
So that they have become real to us
For how could they not? 
So close to our hearts, they move and breathe
With our hearts
They live and breathe with us everyday
So that we comprehend
That letting go
Letting it seethe into the minds and hearts of others, would break us
Or would it free us?

Austin's Funnies Corner

    "What's orange and has green spots, eight legs, and one red eye?
    "I give up. What?"
    "I don't know, but there's one crawling up your back."

     Polygon. A deceased parrot.

    What's the best way to tell a kitten from an elephant?
Try picking it up. If it's too heavy, it's surely an elephant.

Alex's Random Awesome Corner

You've got to admit, this sketch comedy is pretty clever, not to mention funny. :)
Enjoy!

Anna's Great Literature Corner

    "What is wonderful about great literature is that it transforms the man who reads it towards the condition of the man who wrote."

--E. M. Forster

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Ashley's Philosophy Corner

   "To read the "greats" and gain intelligence makes you smart. To read the "greats" and gain perspective gives you heart."


--Macy Adams

Alex's Random Awesome Corner


Inspiring and true. 
"We are daughters of our Heavnely Father, who loves us and we love him..." 

Austin's Funnies Corner 

    Farmer: "You know, the people in my little town are smarter than the people in your big city."
    City Feller: "How do you get that?"
    Farmer: "We know where LA is, but you don't know where Podunk is."

    What's the differnece between an elephant in Africa and an elephant in India?
    Several thousand miles.
 Anna's Great Literature Corner

The Highwayman

BY ALFRED NOYES
PART ONE

The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees.   
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas.   
The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,   
And the highwayman came riding—
         Riding—riding—
The highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door.


He’d a French cocked-hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin,   
A coat of the claret velvet, and breeches of brown doe-skin.
They fitted with never a wrinkle. His boots were up to the thigh.   
And he rode with a jewelled twinkle,
         His pistol butts a-twinkle,
His rapier hilt a-twinkle, under the jewelled sky.


Over the cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark inn-yard.
He tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred.   
He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there   
But the landlord’s black-eyed daughter,
         Bess, the landlord’s daughter,
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.


And dark in the dark old inn-yard a stable-wicket creaked
Where Tim the ostler listened. His face was white and peaked.   
His eyes were hollows of madness, his hair like mouldy hay,   
But he loved the landlord’s daughter,
         The landlord’s red-lipped daughter.
Dumb as a dog he listened, and he heard the robber say—


“One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I’m after a prize to-night,
But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light;
Yet, if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day,   
Then look for me by moonlight,
         Watch for me by moonlight,
I’ll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way.”


He rose upright in the stirrups. He scarce could reach her hand,
But she loosened her hair in the casement. His face burnt like a brand
As the black cascade of perfume came tumbling over his breast;   
And he kissed its waves in the moonlight,
         (O, sweet black waves in the moonlight!)
Then he tugged at his rein in the moonlight, and galloped away to the west.


PART TWO


He did not come in the dawning. He did not come at noon;   
And out of the tawny sunset, before the rise of the moon,   
When the road was a gypsy’s ribbon, looping the purple moor,   
A red-coat troop came marching—
         Marching—marching—
King George’s men came marching, up to the old inn-door.


They said no word to the landlord. They drank his ale instead.   
But they gagged his daughter, and bound her, to the foot of her narrow bed.
Two of them knelt at her casement, with muskets at their side!   
There was death at every window;
         And hell at one dark window;
For Bess could see, through her casement, the road that he would ride.


They had tied her up to attention, with many a sniggering jest.
They had bound a musket beside her, with the muzzle beneath her breast!
“Now, keep good watch!” and they kissed her. She heard the doomed man say—
Look for me by moonlight;
         Watch for me by moonlight;
I’ll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way!


She twisted her hands behind her; but all the knots held good!
She writhed her hands till her fingers were wet with sweat or blood!   
They stretched and strained in the darkness, and the hours crawled by like years
Till, now, on the stroke of midnight,
         Cold, on the stroke of midnight,
The tip of one finger touched it! The trigger at least was hers!


The tip of one finger touched it. She strove no more for the rest.   
Up, she stood up to attention, with the muzzle beneath her breast.   
She would not risk their hearing; she would not strive again;   
For the road lay bare in the moonlight;
         Blank and bare in the moonlight;
And the blood of her veins, in the moonlight, throbbed to her love’s refrain.


Tlot-tlot; tlot-tlot! Had they heard it? The horsehoofs ringing clear;   
Tlot-tlot; tlot-tlot, in the distance? Were they deaf that they did not hear?
Down the ribbon of moonlight, over the brow of the hill,
The highwayman came riding—
         Riding—riding—
The red coats looked to their priming! She stood up, straight and still.


Tlot-tlot, in the frosty silence! Tlot-tlot, in the echoing night!   
Nearer he came and nearer. Her face was like a light.
Her eyes grew wide for a moment; she drew one last deep breath,   
Then her finger moved in the moonlight,
         Her musket shattered the moonlight,
Shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned him—with her death.


He turned. He spurred to the west; he did not know who stood   
Bowed, with her head o’er the musket, drenched with her own blood!   
Not till the dawn he heard it, and his face grew grey to hear   
How Bess, the landlord’s daughter,
         The landlord’s black-eyed daughter,
Had watched for her love in the moonlight, and died in the darkness there.


Back, he spurred like a madman, shouting a curse to the sky,
With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high.
Blood red were his spurs in the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat;
When they shot him down on the highway,
         Down like a dog on the highway,
And he lay in his blood on the highway, with a bunch of lace at his throat.


.       .       .


And still of a winter’s night, they say, when the wind is in the trees,

When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,   

When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,   

A highwayman comes riding—

         Riding—riding—
A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door.

Over the cobbles he clatters and clangs in the dark inn-yard.
He taps with his whip on the shutters, but all is locked and barred.   
He whistles a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there   
But the landlord’s black-eyed daughter,
         Bess, the landlord’s daughter,

Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Ashley's Philosophy Corner

"If you see something good that you can do that will make a difference, however great or small, then 
DO IT!"
--My new motto

Austin's Funnies Corner


    "Imangine this: You're underwater, you can't swim, you have no life jacket or any other protective devices, you're running out of breath, a shark's coming after you, and you're drowning. How do you survive?"
  "I don't know, get a phone with underwater service?"
  "No. Stop imagining."

Alex's Random AwesomeCorner


I want to be on that Subway!

(Coolest cello video ever!!)
(Well, one of them anyway! :)


Monday, March 25, 2013

Ashley's Philosophy Corner 

    "Be yourself, everyone else is taken."

    --Oscar Wilde

Austin's Funnies Corner

    Only watch this if you like dumb humor, or at least if you can stand it. And no, this video does not define my sense of humor, (I prefer witty humor, myself) but it's still a really funny video. Anyway, this is just a warning. It's not gross or dirty or crass or anything, just like I said. Kind of...dumb. :)


Alex's Random Awesome Corner

    Stevie, the world's longest domestic cat, died in July 2009. He was four and half feet.


Sunday, March 24, 2013

Ashley's Philosophy Corner

    "How far you go in life depends on  your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and the strong -because someday in life you will have been all of these."

    --George Washington Carver

Austin's Funnies Corner

    I dream of a perfect world...where a chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned.

Alex's Random Awesome Corner

    
Random and awesome. Fits the descrption.


Anna's Weird Snacks Corner

    Sumon. A Philipino dish that comprises of a sort of sticky rice inside a banana leaf wrapper. Intersting, I know, but amazingly delicoius.