Ashley's Philosophy Corner

    If you create opportunities yourself, it will be extremely difficult to seize them. But if you let opportunities fall into your hands on their own, then seizing them will come naturally. I know this from experience.

Austin's Funnies Corner

(This is actually from someone else.)

    Life is like a bowl of popcorn. If eaten too quickly, you're left with only the hard kearnels. And then, if you microwave the kearnels, and they attempt to pop, but really,  only end up exploding the microwave, and making you have to pay it with your own money, instead of buying bubble gum at the mall, where your mom is dragging you around everywhere, making your legs ache, and taking you past all the food court, making you hungry, and then you go home, and you have that microwave to think about, so you get a job mowing an elderly couple's lawn, but you accidetly mowe a squirrl up, and then you have the lawn mower and the microwave to pay for, plus, your little sister is all weepy and screams at you 'cause you mowed up a squirrel, and then everyone is talking about it at school, and it ruins your reputation with the teachers, and then you're thought to be really wierd, cause now you're not cool, or a nerd. So, what I'm trying to say is, that you end up having your wife leave you, your only child die of penounmia, and you're living in a cardboard box in Kentucky,  eating KFC out of the garbage. So, think carefully before you stand on the left side of a purple unicorn while dancing in front of chimpanzees. Cause' freeze-dried tuna won't sit well in your stomach.

(Sort of.)

Alex's Random Awesome Corner

    

A common sight amongst the great wonders of the world. 

Ashley's Philosophy Corner

    Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can break my heart.

Austin's Funnies Corner

    You know you're Mormon when you've blessed every cake, cookie, and doughnut saying "please bless this food that it will nourish and strengthen our bodies."

    You know you're Mormon if all your dishes have your name written on masking tape.

Alex's Random Awesome Corner

Alex is an Eagle Scout. Truly a remarkable accomplishment.

Ashley's Philosophy Corner

    There are three ways to live. Laughing, smiling, or both. Yes, that means if you're not doing at least

one of those things each day, you're not living, you're only surviving. So, take my advice. Don't survive -live.

Austin's Funnies Corner

    Respect the pouch! Respect it! From a rather old Caprisun commercial, and in no way noble, but, fun to say, and good if you want to bring some spontaneous laughs to the atmosphere. You'll get that if nothing else... :)

Alex's Random Awesome Corner

A most uplifting, and peaceful piece, most especially because it is played on the harp -an instrument I am rather partial to.    

Ashley's Philosophy Corner

    For all those who aren't believed when telling the truth...

    When it comes to those moments, yes, you know all about those moments, when you're having to endure the truth being forsaken, or not believed, or anything along the lines of that, here's something to either say to yourself, or out loud. "Say what you want, but the truth will always be the truth". And it's true. No matter what they say or do, no matter what kind of lying idiot they are, the truth will remain the truth.

Austin's Funnies Corner

   Do you remember the commercial where the people would stick their head out of the window and yell "It's my money, and I need it now!" ?  Hopefully not :) But when it comes to playing Truth or Dare, or if you're just that random, crazy person around your friends, it's one of the classics. Let's just hope you're neighbor doesn't catch you...

                                                          Alex's Random Awesome Corner

If you have never seen this video, it's about time. Uplifting? Inspiring? Beautiful and amazing? You've got yourself a deal. :)

  

Ashley's Philosophy Corner

    For all those who think too much...

    You need to wear your best at church.

    You need to do your best at school.

    You need to try your best in life.

    You don't need to look the best at church.

    You don't need to do the best at school.

    You don't need to do the best in life.

    Nobody does the best, because nobody is perfect. Why try to be the best when that's non-existent?

Austin's Funnies Corner

    A venomous snake once bit Chuck Noris. After hours of agonizing pain, the snake finally died.

    Chuck Noris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
    Chuck Noris doesn't read books. He just stares at it until it gives him the information he wants. 
    Chuck Noris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Alex's Random Awesome Corner

    Just some random advice for all those high schoolers out there...

    Homework. It's really a...sigh. Need I say more? How do you deal with it? You just do it, to the best  of your ability, and that's all anyone can ask of you. Even though a lot of the time it's a great injustice, you have to just close your mouth and be patient. You will be rewarded for it. Plus, it'll be nice to look back and say, "Yep. That was me. I did that. " So, endure to the end...

Hello Folks! Nice weather we're having.

Hey! For anyone who was actually looking at our blog,we have some new ownership going on. I, Ashley Grace Galura, am going to start doing the blog! Hip hip hooray! There's a few new things that are going to start. We are going to have Ashley's Philosophy Corner, Austin's Funnies Corner, Alex's High School Tips Corner, and Anna's I Have To Live With These People! Corner. Ha, ha! Maybe not. We'll see what she wants to contribute at a later date. So, start checking us out -not daily, cause' that would be a little creepy and stalkish, but weekly maybe. Anyways, enjoy!