Ashley's Philosophy Corner

    For all those who think too much...

    You need to wear your best at church.

    You need to do your best at school.

    You need to try your best in life.

    You don't need to look the best at church.

    You don't need to do the best at school.

    You don't need to do the best in life.

    Nobody does the best, because nobody is perfect. Why try to be the best when that's non-existent?

Austin's Funnies Corner

    A venomous snake once bit Chuck Noris. After hours of agonizing pain, the snake finally died.

    Chuck Noris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
    Chuck Noris doesn't read books. He just stares at it until it gives him the information he wants. 
    Chuck Noris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Alex's Random Awesome Corner

    Just some random advice for all those high schoolers out there...

    Homework. It's really a...sigh. Need I say more? How do you deal with it? You just do it, to the best  of your ability, and that's all anyone can ask of you. Even though a lot of the time it's a great injustice, you have to just close your mouth and be patient. You will be rewarded for it. Plus, it'll be nice to look back and say, "Yep. That was me. I did that. " So, endure to the end...