Ashley's Philosophy Corner

 
    Love is merely a feeling that dances within you. To make love something real, you have to dance with it.

Austin's Funnies Corner

    If someone ever asks you if you speak German in German, (you know, that saying along the lines of espekin a deutsch?), then it's really funny to reply "Nine." Which is "no" in German. I did it with an obnoxious kid I know, and I was laughing in my head all day.
    Also, here's another funny, (really stupid) joke:
How many elephants can you fit into a slug bug?
4. Two in the front. Two in the back.
How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge?
There's a footprint in the Mayonnaise.
How do you know there's two elephants in your fridge?
There's two footprints in the Mayonnaise.
How do you know there's three elephants in your fridge?
Fridge won't close.
How do you know there's four elephants in your fridge?
There's a slug bug parked in your driveway.
Now, ask me if I'm a rock.
"Are you a rock?"
No.

Alex's Awesome Random Corner

I do seem to favor the Piano Guys. However, they are worth favoring, and this is a very uplifting video, and I really hope you enjoy.